Tuesday, 31 March 2009

Souths is 1!

Last night was the South beers Buon Campleanno

neckties are the one this season and every season.
Funny guys get their pictures put up on the internet

Sunday, 29 March 2009

The Dam[ned]

Was an awful film. I just got back from a short trip to Amsterdam. Here are the headlines.
I had heard Amsterdam was full of evil and vice[the magazine also], gladly the good people at my hotel had planted a copy of the new testament in my drawer so that I could repent and be good again after s[h]moking all that s[h]weet hashish and bumming all that s[h]weet ass[h] the red light dis[h]trict had to offer.
Those of you who follow football [i dont.] will know that Scotland were playing Holland on Saturday, for me it explained why all the cheap hotels were booked and how the whole of Amsterdam had been drunk dry. Never had I seen 20,000 Scotsman in full attire party hard till the early hours, still clutching litre bottles of Smirnoff Ice and kebab rolls whilst saying "noooooo im fien" and "aye nice tash yu got there laddie". With 3-0 to Holland I think the joke was on them?
Then met up with this cool cat and her cronies who like many asked"why sho many shcottish peoples in dreshes"

Had to do the canal tour (twice on foot, once by boat), met a rather nice American gentleman who had a rather vast and encyclopaedic knowledge of Architecture and all things Dutch. I decided to accompany him on his evening stroll and be educated in the like.
-no pictures
-no homo

Then went to a dubstep party where a couple of london guys played-not sure who I saw though, the residents were all playing really dark stuff that you wouldnt really hear at most clubs over here. A lot of moonshine and reedits, very well done to em think dubstep will be LARGE over there soon. It was strictly 2 people 1 t shirt vibes though...

Woke up pretty late, did the canal tour by boat, listened to the tourguide tape being played in Dutch, German, French, English, Spanish and all over again.

S[h]peaking with a Dutch accent is so fun

Monday, 23 March 2009

guess the function

of this.

be creative.


Friday, 20 March 2009


I'm in austin, on the roof of our amaaaaazing apartment. We've got a clear view of the austin skyline that you cant really see in the photo but you catch my drift - it's cool here.

We've been here for 4 days so far. 1st day we chilled and got wrist bands. 2nd day we saw Vivian Girls at a little pub, heard a bit of Yelle from next door and hung around for Mapei but decided to make a move cz of time and went to the Levi's fort for Graham Coxon who seemed to be in quite a bad mood, followed by Micachu then b.o.b who i quite like cz the singer sounds a bit like John Legend. We caught a bit of Little Boots before going for dinner with a new buddy called Kyle, who didnt seem bothered by whizzing us around in his merc after at least 5 beers and 10 soco and sprites. Later went to a house party, then to 6th street.

Yesterday we went to some thrift stores and I bought loads of stuff I probably wont manage to transport home but whatevs. Then to the Red Fort pizzeria and saw the phenomenal handclap band who are amazing (and the main girl was nice to look at - no lesbo), the very best (from london x africa), the casio kids all whilst eating reeeealllly good pizza. Au Revoir Simone played last and were pretty amazing. Felt all teary I have to admit - new stuff is defo worth a listen. They were really sweet and chatty too - were all smiley from the stage after a previous chat about cameras so extra kudos to them. Home for drinks then back down to 4th street for Black Lips and Primal Scream in a little courtyard. Oh. My.

Today I've chilled out in the day to give my liver a little needed rest, had a bath on the roof (note: no anons involved) and now I'm hopefully gonna go to see White Denim then go back to the Levi's fort for more SoCo's then the plan is to go to see Hearts Revolution at the Mad Decent party - thats if the queue isn't ridiculous like the one for the Fools Gold party last night.

Austin is amazing. If you like the idea of free booze, good food, friendly locals that wanna chat and constant music coming from every bar/ restaurant/ venue/ cafe, this is the place for you.


p.s. Pissed at missing Deadly Rhythm at Hoxton Queen.
p.p.s. If yr in Austin we're gonna have a roof party / bbq on sunday. Hit me up and come and hang out.

Thursday, 19 March 2009


Tomorrow Deadly Rhythm and the future bass crew bring a free night to the newly opened Queen of Hoxton. Check!

well arty

Tuesday, 17 March 2009

Szjerdene March dates


Check her MYSPACE for more information.

Monday, 16 March 2009

charlotte, north carolina.

almost there. wish you were here.


Saturday, 14 March 2009

Wednesday, 11 March 2009

name the mc

tryna figure out ways to get all these photos up...

game anyone?

name them all and win. something.








p.s. all from the little camerara still.

Tuesday, 10 March 2009

violation of the nation

SO, before I set out to the pub last night I realised that I had left my rear light, so I ran back to my room, couldn't find it so thought I would have a rummage through my bag...nothing, so went in for the 'handy' secret stash pocket in my uber cool chrome bag and found these. Crusty, pube covered, sweat marked CK briefs. So now I'm in the process of drafting an abusive email to the previous owner.