violation of the nation

SO, before I set out to the pub last night I realised that I had left my rear light, so I ran back to my room, couldn't find it so thought I would have a rummage through my bag...nothing, so went in for the 'handy' secret stash pocket in my uber cool chrome bag and found these. Crusty, pube covered, sweat marked CK briefs. So now I'm in the process of drafting an abusive email to the previous owner.